Tessa Langley

Tessa Langley is a stand-up comic and reluctant optimist whose humor is equal parts self-deprecating and strangely empowering. Hailing from “the chaotic middle child energy of suburbia,” she’s built a following by turning awkward silences, failed Hinge dates, and 2am existential spirals into comedy gold. With a background in creative writing and a minor in overthinking, Tessa’s material feels like therapy—but with punchlines and better snacks. She’s been featured at indie comedy festivals, on viral TikToks, and in your group chat, labeled: “This is so you.”